Role Models

Hi there,

Regular readers of my blog (Laugh now. Haha…) will have noticed that I have done a little rebranding. For one thing, I have changed my name to Mr. Fox. I think it’s appropriate – I love the movie (Fantastic Mr. Fox that is) and the fox picture is cute so what the hell. Also, this is some kind of record – 3 blog posts in less than a week? Amazing… What can I say? I’m enjoying it.

Today, I’m going to talk about role models. Some people don’t feel the need to have one and that’s fair (Ms. B, I’m looking at you). However, I have a few. And one thing seems to link them all – a ruthless streak. I don’t know what that says about me. Some of them are fictional (Walter White and Don Draper) while some of them are historical figures (Gaius Marius and Lucius Cornelius Sulla come to mind). I’ll tell you why I find them so awesome.

Walter White: To put it simply “He is the danger... the one who knocks!” Breaking Bad fans will know what I mean. Anyways, I like Walter White because he is able to assess situations objectively and take the most appropriate action even if it is not totally ethical. He is willing to do what needs to be done. He is also a fascinating character because he is deeply flawed – watching Breaking Bad these last 5 years opened my eyes to the fact that humans can live with anything. I came up with a saying (I do that from time to time) – “Human beings are like elastic bands – stretch them far enough and they are never quite the same again.” Over the seasons, Walter White escalated his behavior and continued to find things he could live with. His character gives a fascinating insight into human nature.

Don Draper: Another deeply flawed character but also an extremely cool one. Don Draper is the kind of man men want to be and women want to be with. As I’ve said, he is flawed – he can’t seem to find happiness and is always looking for his next fix. And while I find that I’m generally a person who finds contentment in simple things, I cannot deny that I want to be as cool, smooth and suave as he is. A man’s man any day of the week.

Gaius Marius: He is a former Roman consul (what we would call the senate president these days but with a lot more power). He was consul 7 times. To do that in those days, you had to have your wits about you – a hell of a lot of it too. He was extremely cunning and that’s why I admire him. (I am contemplating naming one of my future sons after him. I’m still undecided since madam must agree. Haha)

Lucius Cornelius Sulla: He was a former Roman general and consul. As a matter of fact, he and Gaius Marius were close until his ambition drove them apart. Sulla was probably more cunning than Marius but in addition, he had a seriously ruthless streak and the will to push ahead with whatever he felt he had to do. The man basically took Rome hostage until he was declared consul – he became a dictator. At that time, doing that meant huge balls and brass ones at that. The man had cojones. (I am also considering naming one of my future sons after him. I feel more strongly about this one and madam will hear my argument when the time comes by God’s special grace).

So tell me: who are your role models? And why? I’d really like to know.

That’s all from me for now. Till next time, I remain your fantastic Mr. Fox.

Not Totally Random Thoughts.

Things are moving really fast these days. My friends (the guys!!) are getting married. Boys don dey old o. I guess it’s all good though. It’s the natural order of things. In the middle of all this, it’s hard not to think about it too and while I've always known that I would get married one day, I always seemed to be somewhat removed from the whole thing. And now, everyone around me is getting married and it suddenly seems to be in my face – and I find it hilarious. Don’t get me wrong - I love kids and would want nothing more than to have mine. I always look at my old man – he vexes me sometimes but if I’m able to do for my kids what he’s done for us, I’ll be happy. I’ll have lived a good life.

Why am I talking about this? Well, my friend is getting married this weekend. It’s a huge step but I have never seen him this happy. You know how people say that love changes a person? Well, he’s completely different, especially on social media. Haha… Anyways, I just want to wish him all the best.

I was in church yesterday and the minister was talking about faith. A lot of churches out there preach prosperity – “God will give you this and that”, “This is your year…” “You will get a visa” (this one is cringe worthy) and so on… But they never seem to emphasize that we have a large part to play in this exchange – It is an exchange; make no mistake about it. And when the pastor was preaching today, a lot of things started to make sense. Having faith is not easy. To totally trust someone you cannot see, touch, hear, smell or taste is a daunting task. Luke 17:6 says “The Lord replied ‘If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mulberry tree ‘Be uprooted and planted in the sea’ and it will obey you’ ”. Trust me, I've googled mustard seed and let me tell you, it is tiny. I think that passage summarizes how difficult it is to have faith. And that is all God wants. The message really hit home and I pray that God gives me the strength to trust Him completely, to let Him show me the way and to be ready to go when He does. Faith is the sixth sense and it may be the most important one of all.

Sometimes, it is difficult for me to reconcile my philosophical views with my religious ones. This is because philosophy focuses on ‘self’ – self-examination, self-improvement etc. And while philosophy is a big part of who I am, my religious views have helped me become a more rounded person because it has helped me focus not just on myself but on God. I am a happier person these days because of it.

On a totally unrelated note, I saw “RoboCop” two days ago. It wasn't bad. Although I like to think that I’m a critic, deep down, I just want to be entertained. If work has been put into the production, I will probably enjoy it unless the story just doesn't grab me. Jose Padilha, who directed the “Elite Squad” movies (I've seen “Elite Squad: The Enemy Within” and it is awesome) did a pretty good job especially with the action scenes. To be honest, I watched the movie because he directed it. I also saw “47 Ronin” a few weeks back and I really liked it. Keanu Reeves was limited as usual but it worked for him. The movie was cheesy but I don’t care – I liked it. Bite me…

I’ll probably see “Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit” sometime next week and I’ll let you know what I think… if you care.

That’s it from me for now.

Till next time, I remain your fantastic Mr. Fox.

It's good to be back..

Hello again,

I guess I should say “Happy New Year” to everyone... This is pretty ridiculous because I haven’t been here in about two years. However, I’m feeling the impulse to write again partly because I see my friend, Dipo, writing furiously (He is a Man U fan so you all can understand the frustration. In my opinion, his blog is hilarious. Visit www.dipoogun.com when you have the chance). I have also been inspired by someone I won’t mention… yet. Anyways, things are changing... For one thing, I’m back in the country which gives me a first-hand view of how bad things are but I’m not going to talk about that today.

Those who know me know that I fancy myself to be something of a philosopher – I once took an IQ test (back in those days when I was obsessed with my own brilliance) that said I was a “Visionary Philosopher”.  I will tell you that my score was pretty high but that’s all I’m saying. Anyways, in the last 8 months, I've taken a very active interest in philosophy, especially in how it affects politics and shapes political systems all around the world. One thing that seems to stand out to me is that a lot of political systems are influenced by the way people see the world. I have been most influenced by Thomas Hobbes, John Locke and Jean-Jacques Rousseau so I will use them as examples.

Thomas Hobbes believes that the natural human state is one of war – that in a world with no law, we would constantly be at each other’s throats and people would only do what is in their own best interests. Being a believer in the fact that people respond to incentives, you can see how this view would be appealing to me. Thomas Hobbes’ solution was to give up some of this freedom to a third party, a monarchy if you will, who would make sure that there was peace. This would involve the monarch having absolute authority (apparently, he believed in the divine right of kings which is probably why he was against the French revolution in the late 1700s). So in Thomas Hobbes view, law is something that inhibits freedom. This makes sense because if we were constantly at war, we wouldn't have a moment’s rest and while we would be “free”, this “freedom” could be taken from us at any time and nothing would be done about it. It is therefore in the best interests of the people to limit their freedom so they can have peace. This seems to be in line with what one philosopher, whose name I can’t remember, said – “All laws are necessary evils” This is because every law will alienate some people and limit their freedoms… It is therefore the job of government to pass those which do that the least.

Jean Jacques Rousseau, on the other hand, believed that man’s state of nature was very peaceful – in fact, he compared us to wild animals. He believed that the introduction of private property created divisions among men and this led to the state of nature described by Thomas Hobbes. Apart from this though, the key difference in these philosophies of nature is that Rousseau believed that instead of limiting freedoms, laws enhanced them because they brought us closer to that state of nature. In creating laws, Rousseau also advocated a social contract with a ruling body but had misgivings about an absolute monarchy (which makes sense given what we are seeing in Syria today). He also advocated breaking the social contract if the ruling body was not doing its duties (It wouldn't surprise you that he supported the French revolution). It is also worth noting that Hobbes grew up in war time England while Rousseau grew up in peaceful (is there any other way to describe it?) Switzerland.

Why am I saying these things? Ultimately, it comes back to our political system in this country. Given what you know now, who do you think is correct about man’s natural state? Hobbes or Rousseau? And how would you apply said state of nature in formulating a political system for Nigeria? And if you don’t agree with either of them, propose a system based on your beliefs.

I’d really like to know what you all think.

Honestly, if I had only one wish (apart from constant power, law enforcement, good Wi-Fi… man, I miss that) it would be that philosophy and history are made mandatory subjects in our secondary schools. In my opinion, philosophy doesn't just teach you what to think about, it teaches you HOW to think. It teaches you to question everything and to arrive at conclusions that make sense to you.

From time to time, I’ll post stuff like this just because I can. Ahh… It’s good to be back.

See you around,

Moyo.

Looking to Myself - Ramblings

I have seen many things in my short time here on earth. In my own way, I have let religious prejudice and cultural prejudice dictate my actions from the time I was born up until this very moment. I have always believed that tolerance is the only way for people to co-exist. We may not totally agree with everyone else but if we can respect their opinions, we will be ok. While I still believe that, there will always be people who try to foster their beliefs unto others. I watched the movie “Agora” and I gained an understanding of what it means to be truly tolerant.

“I think, therefore I am”. That is a powerful statement. It has so many meanings – it could mean that we could be anything we want to be, but the meaning that most resonates with me is that the fact that we can think makes us who we are. I can think critically because I’m educated. I can dissect arguments; I can question authorities. I can make up my own mind.

Agora tells the story of Hypatia, a philosopher in ancient roman Egypt. Hypatia lived in a very turbulent time; a time when Christianity just started to gain a foothold in the world. The people of those times had their own gods – it was therefore inevitable that there was considerable tension in the air at the time. Hypatia did not believe in any god. She believed in philosophy – the ability to question what we believe. She was murdered because some people were not comfortable with her beliefs. This happened in the 5^th century. It is still happening today.

I am not an advocate of godlessness. I simply believe that people have a right to believe what they want and the right to question those beliefs. For instance, I don’t believe that a God who advocates mercy also says that it is ok to kill people who do not share your beliefs. It is inconsistent and the fact that I can recognize that is what makes me human. Whether we like it or not, Religion is shaped by men with agendas – from Christianity to Islam to others, men with motives have shaped what we believe and how to believe. If we believe that man is fallible, then why is it that we cannot believe that some of our religious doctrine may be wrong? 

I believe that God created the world. But I don’t believe it just because some pastor said so. I believe it because of what I have seen with my own eyes. The world is so finely balanced – everything is connected in some way or the other and each is important in its own way that it couldn’t just have happened by chance. I have come to the conclusion that it can only be God. I made up my own mind. Too often, we are guilty of blind faith. We are led by people, not just political leaders but religious leaders who go against everything they preach but we are unable to think for ourselves and identify these inconsistencies for what they really are.  I am going off on tangents but bear with me – I will tie everything up in the end.

The bible says that we must be like children to enter heaven. I gained a new understanding of this last week. I was at the grocery store and there was this black kid. He couldn’t have been more than two or three years old and he was talking to these white women behind him. At one point, he said “I love you” to people that he had never even met. I had no doubt in my mind that he meant what he said in his own little way. What was so sad to me was that I could imagine this same kid growing up with religion and society messing him up so much that even talking to a white person may become a significant challenge to him. 

In this same way, people have used religion to further their own agendas. I just believe that thinking about things thoroughly and reaching conclusions that make sense to us will make this a much better world to live in. When we realize that we are all different, that people may not always agree with what we say or believe in, but that they have the right to those beliefs and that we should respect them, we can start to change the world, one person at a time.

The same applies to Nigerians. Start thinking for yourselves. Trust but verify. These politicians have managed to keep a large majority of Nigerians illiterate and unable to reason. It is up to the educated among us to make sure that these people understand. Good leaders are more essential than we may realize because when there are no good leaders, people listen to whoever speaks loudest. We have a responsibility to this country. Let us do our part – God will do the rest.

What are WE doing about Nigeria?

I see what's happening in Nigeria and I'm so scared for our future. Nigeria is  at war. Just today, another blast rocked northern Nigeria and more lives were laid to waste. It is truly dire when we can no longer feel safe at home. Where else can we feel safe if not at home? I have had the opportunity to follow these developments from a distance and I am convinced that there are powerful forces at play here. It is pretty obvious that some powerful people are using Boko haram to make a political statement. In my mind, it's not about western education but about that fact that we do not have a northerner as president. I believe that and I'm free to express this without proof simply because I am not in a position to investigate. That the president can come out to say that there are forces in government that aid this terrorist group without proof is beyond the pale. It just makes him look stupid and weak. Jonathan has had time to quash this group but seems reluctant to. Meanwhile, he is cock sure about the removal of fuel subsidy. What are the priorities of this government? Protecting her citizens or making money? Because from where I'm standing, it looks like the latter. After the bomb blast, Jonathan comes out and CONDEMNS the bombers. This guy has no clue. Enough about him- this is a message about civic duty.

Nigerians, If you stand by and watch, you have no right to complain when things go wrong. We must be vigilant. I don't mean protesting- to me, protests are a waste of time because they ultimately put you at the mercy of whoever you're protesting against. In a protest, you try to appeal to a person's sense of decency. If that person has none, you are on your own. When I say vigilant, I mean politically. We must be more involved in the political process because no one is going to do it for us. I saw a quote the other day. Plato said that "The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men". That's what plagues Nigeria today. It's not the politicians- It's because too many Nigerians don't care about what goes on around them. Nigerians need to wake up. What is your representative doing in Abuja? If he's not representing the interests of his constituency, he can be removed. It is our right. That is what democracy is all about. It is a government by the people- Not just voting but eternal vigilance. I keep saying that democracy is not an event- It is a process. We must continue to work at it. Don't just vote and go and sit down. We must stand up and be counted.

In a democracy, there is the Executive, The Legislative and the Judiciary. Each one of these is there to check the other. People have a direct link to two of these- we vote in the presidents, governors and the national assembly but we have a connection to the national assembly throughout a president's term in office. These people are there to represent the interests of the people and check the activities of the executive arm of government. If these representatives do not REPRESENT us, we are cut off from the process and we are reduced to protests. Nigerians must wake up and put people in place who will represent them. Until we do this, we will continue to complain and protest and therefore achieve nothing.

How can you do this? By learning about the law. By learning about the constitution. By organizing ourselves. Have frequent town hall meetings. Become more involved and stop chasing this president around because you cannot touch him. But you have the power to touch people who have a direct connection to him. Organize groups and talk to each other. Come up with ideas about how to put pressure on these representatives so they can put pressure on the president and the governors. They are our voice in the corridors of power and they must be made to realize that they are there to serve Nigerians and not live like kings at our expense. If Nigerians are angry, these people must feel it because they represent us. If we do not do this, we cannot move forward. That is the truth.

At The Movies......

Hello there. Those who know me know that I love movies and since I consider myself a bit of an authority on them, I'm gonna give you my take on the movies I've seen.

I’ll start with the movie I watched most recently- Green Lantern.

Green Lantern

What can I say about Green Lantern? Well, for one thing, Blake Lively is smoking hot! Second- why didn’t they use a black guy? I believe this would have been a good role for Will Smith if it had been written a little better (if he hadn't already done Hancock, that is. I'll bet he's reluctant to do another super-hero movie now..). Ryan Reynolds did OK, had a chance to show off his pecs and do a few stunts. Blake lively was OK- nothing really demanding. I liked Peter Sarsgaard though. There were some good special effects but that was about it. One thing that I didn’t like was the romantic aspect with Reynolds and Lively- a little too clichéd for me. We’ve seen it a hundred times (I think Prince of Persia killed the whole romance thing for me- God, it was annoying). Again, though, the writing could have been better. Generally, I think Marvel has done a better job with its super-hero movies than DC.

Rating- 6/10

X-Men: First Class

Talk about doing a good job with your movies- Marvel scores another hit! Great movie. The casting and script were top notch. The best of the X-Men franchise. To be honest, when I heard that James McAvoy was going to play Xavier, I had my doubts but boy was I wrong! He was good. Michael Fassbender was also very good as Magneto. I see why there are rumors about him being the next Bond. He oozed menace throughout and did the emotional stuff well. On the movie itself- it wasn’t too long, had good special effects and had a good supporting cast.  It was an all-around great movie. Recommended.

Rating 8.5/10

Bridesmaids

I was a bit skeptical about watching Bridesmaids but I checked it out online and heard good things so I decided to try my luck. I did not regret it. I found it to be funny and heartfelt. Kristen Wiig, while I’d never seen her in a leading role, acquitted herself very well. I found her very funny and real- I could actually imagine someone in her shoes saying what she said and doing the things she did. Maya Rudolph was good too. I’ve looked out for her ever since I watched “Away We Go” which I found very nice. Rose Byrne was quite good too but the scene stealer was Melissa McCarthy’s character. She was hilarious in every scene she did. The love interest was also well cast and I always enjoy watching Jon Hamm. The movie was well written with some very funny jokes. Very nice movie with an unforgettable scene in one street. I wouldn’t expect any less from the producers of “Knocked Up and “The 40 year-old Virgin”. Well worth watching.

Rating- 8/10

Coming Up….

I’m going to see “Thor”, “Fast Five” and “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows-part 2” which I’m really waiting for-I thought part 1 was the best in the series. I read the book and found the first half to be quite tedious but the filmmakers did a good job of cutting out the extraneous material without losing the essence of the book.

Till I write again....

THE POWER OF WILL.

I had been postponing writing this blog for some time for reasons I could not understand. It wasn’t because there weren’t things to write about- life is full of interesting things, but nothing really inspired me to write. Until last night.

I was driving home from work at about 9 P.M when I saw a woman sitting by the side of the road. I asked her what was wrong and she told me that she was sick. She did not beg for money- she just said that she was sick. I could sense her pride but at the same time, I could sense her desperation. It made me question why life is so unfair- why so few have so much and why so many have so little. I am ashamed to say that I questioned God but I did. I mulled over it for awhile and came to a conclusion. I was once in church when a pastor was talking about creation. He said that God created man in his own image and likeness. But when man sinned, God’s likeness left him. We are created in the same image but we have none of the likeness. If we were LIKE God, people wouldn’t be on the street, people wouldn’t suffer.

The fact of the matter, though, is that we are not like God. We are programmed to look after number one- ourselves. Let’s use Nigeria as an example. We complain that our lawmakers and elected officials are corrupt but when we know people in power, we berate them if they aren’t. There are people who are in positions to effect real change but that change, while good for the masses does not favour them as much as not changing things could. Sometimes the insanity of the situation baffles me (maybe it’s because I think I’m sane).

I was talking to my uncle the other day and asked him why we are so corrupt. He said that people in power think that they have to steal to survive. The system is so flawed that these people who are supposed to try to change said system actually make it worse because it is already so bad. Can you see how insane it is? God gave man the most rational brain of all the animals but we have managed to turn being irrational into the most rational thing. Sometimes I think that this nation is doomed. People go to church and pastors say “let’s pray for Nigeria” but prayers can only get you so far. God will use people to effect change. He will not come down to change things Himself- at least, I don’t think so. How will he do this? He will use people who have the WILL to change things.

Every time someone brings up the topic of this country, saying how bad things are, I always cite the example of Brazil. Brazil’s economy was in the gutter a dozen years ago. Poverty was rife, unemployment was the norm. But in came Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva- a man with the will to change things and today, Brazil has one of the fastest growing economies in the world. They are planning to host the World Cup and Olympics back to back. Yes, back to back. This is a country that was struggling 12 years ago. But because someone said “it’s time for things to change for the better” (which was the most RATIONAL thing) and had the will to back it up, we are seeing a different Brazil today.

Let’s not get carried away- I don’t presume to know about the world. In fact, I am quite naive when I think about it. But I believe that to truly effect change, you must be naïve to some extent. You must be able to say that things are not okay but more importantly, have the will to back those words up. Our leaders are in positions to truly make an impact on our lives but they are doing the “rational” thing and looking after themselves and their families by exploiting an already flawed system and making it worse.  We must start to be “irrational” and “insane” if we are to move forward. Sometimes, it is at the edge of insanity that we find true reason.